Why is Arjen Robben not being invited to Alfredo Di Stefanos funeral?

They're scared he'll try to dive in the box.

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Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

How do you greet an overweight Micronesian when you're trying to sound cool?

Microsoft Word.

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Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

Why should you only invite gas molecules to your house when they have negligible intermolecular forces between them?

Because they're the ideal gas.

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What do you call a crate of ducks ?

A box of quackers !

What are you celebrating?

They say "We finished this puzzle in only 6 months! And the box says from 2 to 4 years!"

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When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet ?

When your bald !

Did you hear about the submarine industry?

It really took a dive...