Why is Arjen Robben not being invited to Alfredo Di Stefanos funeral?

They're scared he'll try to dive in the box.

Previous Random Joke Next

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What's the difference between a worm and an apple ?

Have you ever tried worm pie !

What happened when the cow tried to milk itself?

It was an udder catastrophe.

Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?

Invite an accountant.

Box Jokes More Box Jokes

Why was the blond happy she finished the jigsaw puzzle in six months?

It said 2 to 4 years on the box.

Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

Dive Jokes More Dive Jokes

What did you say?

Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*

What do you get when you cross a dove and a serpent?

A Christian...