Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

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Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

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He kept getting nailed to the boards.

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Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!