because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!
Wet
Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.
When the old one expects you to "do your share"
A pair of ducks.
They're trying to get away from the noise.
4yo:.. Me:.. 4yo: I don't remember. Me: Well played..
Because he only had 12 followers.
Cuz they're not for prophets.
He only got nailed once
FawnDoo! Nailed it.
What is a carpenters dream girl? Flat as a board, skinny as a nail and easy to screw.
Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!
Rink injustice!
With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).