Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

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What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

How many tries does it take to get to the front page?

A LOT.

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Why did the idiot have his sundial floodlit ?

So he could tell the time at night !

How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!"

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Why couldn't the blind black man play hockey?

Because he was black.

What kinds of jokes do cats play on each other?

Purranks.

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What gun does Jesus hate the most?

The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast

Why does Jesus Jaywalk?

Because he hates crosswalks

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What do wives and shingles have in common?

if you don't nail them right, they'll end up at your neighbor's.

What do your mom and Jesus have in common?

They both got nailed

Board Jokes More Board Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.

What is a carpenters dream girl?

What is a carpenters dream girl? Flat as a board, skinny as a nail and easy to screw.

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Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).