A positive pregnancy test.
She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue.
I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.
They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.
A running joke.
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Dude, I'd bankrupt you in a week. I'm just catchin Pokemon in your office."
They can't tell the difference between 3 inches and 9 inches.