What's white and red, 3 inches long, and makes dudes scream and run away when you show it to them?

A positive pregnancy test.

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A stillborn.

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Because the sea weed. ha.

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Dude: It's very simple, I will stop my imagination

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What's white and red, 3 inches long, and makes dudes scream and run away when you show it to them?

A positive pregnancy test.

What's the difference between "ooo" and "ahhhh"?

About 3 inches.