What's white and red, 3 inches long, and makes dudes scream and run away when you show it to them?

A positive pregnancy test.

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What do white guys do that lasts hours and makes white women scream?

NASCAR

What did Helen Keller scream when she got mugged?

Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on.

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What does a retired Olympic sprinter have in common with Bernie Sanders?

He quit running.

Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...

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What did one crow say to the other?

Caw dude

Where is all the color white?

Bartender says, "dude, this is a gray bar.

3 Inch Jokes More 3 Inch Jokes

What's the difference between oooh and ahh?

3 inches

What's the difference between a moan and a scream?

About 3 inches