What's 18 inches and makes women SCREAM?

A stillborn.

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Because they rappel men and women.

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Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD

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What's 18 inches long and never gets used?

Leonardo DiCaprio's acceptance speech.

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What's 18 inches and makes women SCREAM?

A stillborn.

What is 20 inches long and makes women scream at night?

A stillborn