18 Inch Jokes

What is 18 inches long, pink, squishy, and makes women cry?

SIDS

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What's 18 inches and makes women SCREAM?

A stillborn.

What's 18 inches long, and makes a woman scream the entire night?

Her dead baby.

What's 18 inches long and never gets used?

Leonardo DiCaprio's acceptance speech.

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Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion

What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.

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What do you tell a women with a black eye?

Nothing, you already told her once.

Why did God invent women?

You think he's gonna wash the dishes

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How do you call a scalped Leonardo DiCaprio?

Leonardo DiCabrio

What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

What's black?

Whats black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

Stillborn Jokes More Stillborn Jokes

What's 18 inches and makes women SCREAM?

A stillborn.

What is 20 inches long and makes women scream at night?

A stillborn

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What am I?

I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.

What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a dead baby and mistletoe?

I don't hang mistletoe at Christmas time

What's the difference between a dead baby and my ex-girlfriend?

There isn't one...