18 Inch Jokes

What is 18 inches long, pink, squishy, and makes women cry?

SIDS

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What's 18 inches and makes women SCREAM?

A stillborn.

What's 18 inches long, and makes a woman scream the entire night?

Her dead baby.

What's 18 inches long and never gets used?

Leonardo DiCaprio's acceptance speech.

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Stillborn Jokes More Stillborn Jokes

What is 20 inches long and makes women scream at night?

A stillborn

What's 18 inches and makes women SCREAM?

A stillborn.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

Why do most blind folks not skydive?

The sound of the dog screaming at 8000 feet gets to you after a while.

What's red and black and screaming all over?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

Why was the strawberry crying?

Because it's mom was in a real jam.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bricks ?

Only one can be emptied with a pitchfork.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you call a timid person that uses Snapchat?

A snapping turtle!

What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa"

What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets?

Women.

Leonardo Dicaprio Jokes More Leonardo Dicaprio Jokes

Why did Leonardo DiCaprio visit Sesame Street?

It was his only chance to see an Oscar

What's Leonardo Dicaprio's least favorite dessert?

Bear claaaaaarrrrrwwwwwwss!!!