18 Inch Jokes

What is 18 inches long, pink, squishy, and makes women cry?

SIDS

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What's 18 inches and makes women SCREAM?

A stillborn.

What's 18 inches long, and makes a woman scream the entire night?

Her dead baby.

What's 18 inches long and never gets used?

Leonardo DiCaprio's acceptance speech.

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Leonardo Dicaprio Jokes More Leonardo Dicaprio Jokes

What's the difference between Leonardo Dicaprio and Sesame Street?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.

Why does Leonardo DiCaprio love his fast car?

Because he got an award for revvin' it.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons?

Harambae

What do women and dog-poop have in common?

The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's harder than nailing 10 dead babies to a tree?

Nailing one dead baby to 10 trees.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?

A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

Why is the peanut crying?

Because he couldn't handle his roast

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why frogs don't use Google?

They're angry since Froogle was discontinued years ago!

What technology are old people better at using than young people?

Life support.

Stillborn Jokes More Stillborn Jokes

What is 20 inches long and makes women scream at night?

A stillborn

What's 18 inches and makes women SCREAM?

A stillborn.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

What do white guys do that lasts hours and makes white women scream?

NASCAR