18 Inch Jokes

What is 18 inches long, pink, squishy, and makes women cry?

SIDS

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What's 18 inches and makes women SCREAM?

A stillborn.

What's 18 inches long, and makes a woman scream the entire night?

Her dead baby.

What's 18 inches long and never gets used?

Leonardo DiCaprio's acceptance speech.

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She was wearing mittens.

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You wait until last call and use a good pick up line.

How do I find answers using Google.com?

on Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

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What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

How do you find an alive baby in a pile of dead babies?

With a pitchfork!

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What's 18 inches and makes women SCREAM?

A stillborn.

What is 20 inches long and makes women scream at night?

A stillborn

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What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman?

ANSWER: A battery has a positive side.

What do you say to a woman with one black eye?

Nothing, you've already told her.

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What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

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How do you call a scalped Leonardo DiCaprio?

Leonardo DiCabrio

Why did Leonardo DiCaprio laugh at the Oscar joke?

Because he finally got it