What's red, 6 inches long and makes my gf cry when i feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.

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What do you say to your sister when she's crying?

Are you having a crisis?

Whats the difference between a baby and a feminist?

At some point in its life, a baby will grow up and stop crying.

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What's the difference between a folk singer and a pepperoni pizza?

A pepperoni pizza can actually feed a family of five.

What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot?

the Steaks are high."

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild ?

A 100$ bill

What is 6 inches long 2 inches wide and makes a woman crazy?

100 bill.

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What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

What's red, 6 inches long and makes my gf cry when i feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.

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What starts with "M" ends with "arriage" and recently made me the happiest man on earth?

Miscarriage

Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'?

A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!