What's red, 6 inches long and makes my gf cry when i feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What do you call Will Smith's crying daughter?

A weeping Willow.

What is green and sits crying in the corner?

The incredible Sulk.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

How is my wife doing?

Doctor: I'm so sorry. The accident has left her in a vegetative-like state and I don't think she'll ever recover. She can barely move her limbs, if at all, and will be confined to a bed or wheelchair without the ability to ever walk again. You'll need to care for her 24/7, clothe her, feed her, bathe her, and she'll have no control of her bladder or bowels. Again, I'm so, so, sorry... ..... ..... ..... Just kidding! She's dead.

6 Inch Jokes More 6 Inch Jokes

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

deez nuts

Why do elephants have 4 feet?

Because in the animal kingdom 6 inches just wont do

Gf Jokes More Gf Jokes

How do you describe every gf in one word?

K

Whats a gf?

Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.

Miscarriage Jokes More Miscarriage Jokes

What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

What starts with "M" ends with "arriage" and recently made me the happiest man on earth?

Miscarriage