What's red, 6 inches long and makes my gf cry when i feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.

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What did the other nose say to the other nose when it was crying?

It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)

What's red, 6 inches long and makes my gf cry when i feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.

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What's red, 6 inches long and makes my gf cry when i feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.

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What's red, 6 inches long and makes my gf cry when i feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.

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What's red, 6 inches long and makes my gf cry when i feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.

Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'?

A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!