What's red, 6 inches long and makes my gf cry when i feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

How do you make an orange turn red?

Get John Boehner to cry.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?

Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband right before she got on the Challenger Shuttle?

Honey you feed the dog I'll feed the fish.

6 Inch Jokes More 6 Inch Jokes

Why does Jared love 6-inch subs?

He doesn't, he likes 14-year old girls

What's the difference between 6 inches and 12 inches?

6 inches makes you day but 12 inches can make your hole weak.

Gf Jokes More Gf Jokes

How to lose a gf: Gf: which of my friends would be the most fun to have a 3some with?

Me: *names two of them*

How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane

Miscarriage Jokes More Miscarriage Jokes

Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'?

A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!

What do you call a dead baby ,who fights crime?

Miscarriage of Justice