Who I Haven't Seen in a While: your kid's gotten so big! what is he, four?

Me: i have no idea what he's for

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why can't Casper have kids?

Cause he has a Halloweenie

What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

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How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

What do you get when 1000 politicians have an idea?

A dim light.