Who I Haven't Seen in a While: your kid's gotten so big! what is he, four?

Me: i have no idea what he's for

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

Why does Jesus and bartenders have so much in common?

Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

How much does a slave cost?

I have no idea, I just know they aren't free

Why was the lightbulb invented?

Somebody had an idea.