Who I Haven't Seen in a While: your kid's gotten so big! what is he, four?

Me: i have no idea what he's for

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the best part of having a kid?

The chewy center.

How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

Why was the lightbulb invented?

Somebody had an idea.

What's the difference between dog food and a hot dog?

I have no idea...