Who I Haven't Seen in a While: your kid's gotten so big! what is he, four?

Me: i have no idea what he's for

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What's the difference between Ice Age 4 and Batman The Dark Knight?

The kids walked out of Ice Age 4... Alive

What's the worst part about getting AIDS?

Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.

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What did the chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

Why do you call someone who doesn't like the ideas in Islam?

A Racist!