What does a strawberry and a blueberry have in common?

They both can't ride a bicycle!

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Why were the strawberries sad?

Because their mother was in a jam!

What's the difference between a strawberry and a pencil?

One's a fruit, you idiot.

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What do you call a play about a moose on a bicycle?

A Moosical

What do you call two colored folk riding a bicycle?

Organized crime!

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

How long can 7 ride 8?

Til infinity.

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Why are elephants gray?

A: So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

What does a blueberry do at a party?

The Anti-oxy-dance