What does a strawberry and a blueberry have in common?

They both can't ride a bicycle!

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Stra Wberry Jokes More Stra Wberry Jokes

Why did the strawberry go out with the pineapple?

Because he couldn't get a date!

What did the one strawberry say to the other?

If you weren't so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Why can't the bicycle stand on its own ?

Because its two tyred

What's the fastest thing on earth?

An Arab riding a bicycle down Collins Avenue in Miami Beach.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What if horses rode horses?

And then THOSE horses rode MORE horses Then it's like, whoa dude! Check out that big stack of horses!

How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

Blueberry Jokes More Blueberry Jokes

Why are elephants grey?

So you can tell them apart from blueberries!

What does a blueberry do at a party?

The Anti-oxy-dance