What does a strawberry and a blueberry have in common?

They both can't ride a bicycle!

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Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam.

Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

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How is learning to ride a bicycle and 9/11 alike?

Because you never forget!

What do you call three lesbians on a bicycle?

A trike

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How many people with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go ride a bike!

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

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What do you call a sad strawberry?

A blueberry

What do you call blueberries, raspberries and strawberries inside of a hidden chest?

Berried Treasure.