What does a strawberry and a blueberry have in common?

They both can't ride a bicycle!

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What is the difference between a women driving strawberries?

None, both are collect in a field.

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

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Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

What do you call two colored folk riding a bicycle?

Organized crime!

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Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired

What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?

Business kept falling off!

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What do you call blueberries, raspberries and strawberries inside of a hidden chest?

Berried Treasure.

What does a blueberry do at a party?

The Anti-oxy-dance