How many surreal artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub.

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How many Norwegians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

7

What did the lightbulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.

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How many paranoids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who wants to know? .... saw this joke in today's

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

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What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song?

I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...

How does Kanye West screw in a lightbulb?

He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.

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How did the clock get cancer?

Second-hand smoke!

Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time

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Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.

What do giraffes and humans share the same number of?

Testicles.