How many surreal artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub.

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How many Persona fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. 1 to screw it in, and 1 to complain that it's not dark enough.

How many skateboarders does it take to change a lightbulb?

One...but it takes him 27 tries

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What's long and hard and screws people?

An exam.

How do you get Sigmund Freud to screw a lightbulb?

Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.

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What do you call someone from Zimbabwe holding a bottle cap in their hand?

A trillionaire.

What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

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Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time

What do you call a belt with a clock?

A waist of time.

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Why are giraffes so tall?

Because cheetahs are faster.

Why a giraffe got arrested while driving?

Coz he was high :D