How many Duggar does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw children, not light bulbs.

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How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

How many college guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they prefer Natural Light

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What happened to Mr. Chin after all 10 of his children disappeared?

He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder.

Why do you give children who swallowed poison some milk?

To make them happy before they die.

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How will the Duggar's stay on TV and make money?

By moving the show to a "true crime" channel and calling it "18 Victims and Counting".

What did Josh say when asked if his sister was good in bed?

I Duggar."