They screw children, not light bulbs.
One
Two. One to assure that everything possible is being done about the situation and the other one to screw it into the faucet.
One, AND IT'S NOT FUNNY!
Let's go fishing
Throw an aluminum pan down the stairs.
If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.
They have both been fingered by their brother.
EOM
