You can un-screw a lightbulb.
He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.
Depends on how many cops planted it there
Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.
Virgins.
Because one egg is un oeuf.
They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.
