Two. 1 to screw it in, and 1 to complain that it's not dark enough.
A. Nobody knows, there's no light.
A: None. They don't have lightbulbs in caves
There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!
I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.
1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.
A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"
I don't care et al."