What did the waiter say to the customer complaining about a dirty bowl?

This is unacceptable.

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What did the server say when the customer requested something they didn't have?

404

Why was that guy yelling at you?

flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign me with a mouthful of cheese samples No idea

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What did the IT guy say to his wife after she complained about their love life?

Did you try turning me off and on again?"

How Many Friend Zoned Men Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

None, they just all stand around complaining that it won't screw!

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What kind of eel is this?

Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"

How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?

None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.