The urge to pop a cold one.
Pop,goes the weasel.
You didn't pop out of a toaster.
Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.
A chameleon on a tartan rug !
Even if it is cold it's still good.
When you get stiff before she does.
The urge to crack open a cold one
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
