The urge to pop a cold one.
Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.
Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)
Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy
Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.
The urge to crack open a cold one
You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.