What's the definition of Necrophilia?

The urge to pop a cold one.

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A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

What does an orphan and a bottle of champagne have in common?

They both lost their pop.

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What's the worst part about necrophilia?

When you get stiff before she does.

What's the difference between necrophilia and a pizza?

Even if it is cold it's still good.

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What's the definition of Necrophilia?

The urge to pop a cold one.

What do you call the urge to crack open a cold one?

Necrophilia.