What's the definition of Necrophilia?

The urge to pop a cold one.

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What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

How to make your ears pop?

Try some sparkly earrings.

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What's the definition of gross?

Two vampires fighting over a used tampon

What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?

A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!

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What's the difference between necrophilia and a pizza?

Even if it is cold it's still good.

What gets better with age?

Necrophilia

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

How do you define necrophilia?

The urge to crack open a cold one