What is the definition of 'making love'?

Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

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What is a woman ?

Man with a uterus somewhere

What would a world without women feel like?

A pain in the arse.

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Why does all of Jared Fogle's music sound the same?

Because he loves to abuse A Minor.

Why do Japanese people love mechs so much?

Because of all the metal in their brains.

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What's the definition of a Polygamist?

Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!

What's the definition of a tree?

Something that stands still for forty years then suddenly jumps out in front of a woman driver.

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What is a hipster's favorite element?

Fe, because it's so ironic

What do you get if you cross Tina Turner with an orang-utan?

A: a f*ing ugly orang-utan