What is the definition of 'making love'?

Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.

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Why did the guy take his (computer) tablet to the cemetery?

Because it was dead.

What do you call a guy who plays the guitar unplugged?

An amputee

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What is the first rule of Womans fight club?

Never tell anyone what are you so mad about

Why do women wear striped bras?

Because it's a ZEBRA.

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What the hell am I doing here?

I don't belong here. GUY: I love that song. ME: What song

How do you shoot a blue elephant?

With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.

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What is the definition of a Barbarian?

It's someone who cuts hair in a library.

What's the definition of Parity?

Two parrots exactly the same!

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What is the definition of 'making love'?

Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.

What do you get if you cross Tina Turner with an orang-utan?

A: a f*ing ugly orang-utan