How many philosophers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It depends on the definition of lightbulb.

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How many SCPs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A: A fish!

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How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!

How many reddit offices does it take to screw you in a light bulb?

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How many Asian-American actors does it take to change a light bulb?

None - because they would all be replaced by white actors.

How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It will happen itself.

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How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends what you want it to change into...

What's the fastest way to heaven?

It depends on the flight delays.

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What is the definition of "making love"?

Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.

What's the definition of awful?

Putting a bomb on a disabled person's back and telling him to run.

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Why does the philosopher have an automatic car..?

Because he Kant drive Immanuel.

What does a philosopher put his/her food on?

A contemplate