How many Narcissists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. But he doesn't screw it in, he just holds it and the world revolves around him.

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How many Chernobyl survivors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They already glow.

How Many Bit Coins Does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

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How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb?

None if nobody's looking.

How many hobos does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in dumpsters

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How many teenage girls does it take to screw..... in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it up as the whole world revolves around her.

How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

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How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. All he has to do is hold it in place while the world revolves around him.

How do narcissists remember everything?

They have a photogenic memory.