How many teenage girls does it take to screw..... in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it up as the whole world revolves around her.

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How many Anti-Vaxxers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

As a mother, I choose not to screw it in. Light bulbs are dangerous weapons created by the Soviet Union, and I will not screw it in; it could severely hurt my child. As everyone knows, light bulbs are the principle source of autism in this world, and I have to take a stand on it.

What is the largest moth the world has ever seen?

A mammoth

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How many chans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lulz!!! etc etc etc :-D

How many literalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

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How many women does it take. . . to screw in a lightbulb in a convent?

Nun.

How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but it takes three episodes.

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What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

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How many lead guitarists does it take to change lightbulb?

One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.

How does a feminist change a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.

Teenage Girl Jokes More Teenage Girl Jokes

Why do teenage girls seem to always hang out in odd numbered groups?

Two for me and one for you.

Why do teenage girls hangout in odd-sized groups at Starbucks?

Because they can't even.