How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella.

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero.

Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

How many egoists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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What do you call a Hispanic person holding a silenced weapon?

Puerto-RECON

What's the difference between Jesus and an oil painting?

You only need one nail to hold up a picture.

Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

What has one wheel, spins, but never moves?

A Ferris wheel.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you call a Serbian who won't clean his room?

Novak.

Why does Poesche keep their engines in the back?

To leave more room for Paul Walker in the Front..

Drunk Jokes More Drunk Jokes

What do you call a drunk who happens upon the scene of a crime?

an innocent bystumbler

What do you call a dissection performed by drunks?

An Autipsy.