Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.
None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.
None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.
Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.
Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.
Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!"
One holds photos The other holds five
A Malaysian Airlines baggage claim.
Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...
Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?
A: Two. One to change it and another one to change it back again.
A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.
Cause they're at 90 degrees.
A drunk drives right through a stop sign, a stoner waits for it to turn green.
