How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Two. One to change it and another one to change it back again.

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How many countries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.

How many Dragonball characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes him 20 episodes.

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How many ghosts does it take to change one lightbulb?

Zero. They don't exist.

How many Hispanics does it take to change a light bulb..?

Just Juan.

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What did the cannibal make of the politician he just met?

Pork and bologne sammiches.

What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.