How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Two. One to change it and another one to change it back again.

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How many dancers does it take to change a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8

How many mottophobics does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Who do you think broke the filament in the first place

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How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."

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What does a sperm and a politician have in common?

They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.

What did the politicians say after taking a huge bong hit?

What's Allepo "