How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Two. One to change it and another one to change it back again.

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How many Gordon Ramseys does it take to change a lightbulb?

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How do you know you're golfing with a politician?

When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.

What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving