How many ghosts does it take to change one lightbulb?

Zero. They don't exist.

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How many yankees fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

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How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

What does a vegetable use to change a flat?

Asparagus...

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Who says time travel doesn't exist and we can't go back in time?

America just did.

Who picks it up?

Santa. The other two don't exist.

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Where do ghost trains stop?

At devil crossings.

What part of the house does a ghost not use?

The living room