How many ghosts does it take to change one lightbulb?

Zero. They don't exist.

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How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.

How many shrinks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

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How many MRAs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Tires need changing too you know!

What if UK's politician changes the lightbulb?

He Brexit!

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What if a man existed w/one hand that's a steak and the other is lobster plus unlimited salad bar?

This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands

What do you call inventory that doesn't exist?

Finnish Goods

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Why does everyone love when a ghost goes to a party?

Because he always brings the boos

What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?

Hoblin Goblin.