How many ghosts does it take to change one lightbulb?

Zero. They don't exist.

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How many protesters does it take to change a lightbulb?

TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING**

How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't climb the ladder.

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

What did Michael Jackson say at the bank?

Make that change"

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How do you broach the sensitive religious topic about the possibility a human soul might not actually exist?

Gingerly.

Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists

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Why couldn't the bee dress as a ghost for Halloween?

Because people are offended by seeing Boo Bees.

Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!