How many ghosts does it take to change one lightbulb?

Zero. They don't exist.

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How many eye doctors does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, or two? One, or two?

How many cops does it take the screw in a lightbulb?

The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement

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What do you call water that hasn't been changed?

Still, water.

How many retards does it take to change a light bulb?

Well, line up so that I can find out..

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How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn't exist?

A: Because the camera adds 10 pounds.

Why does windows 9 not exist?

Because 7 8 9.

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What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party?

Hallowieners!

Why can't ghosts make babies?

They have hollow weenies! .... And I'll just see myself out.