Zero. They don't exist.
One, but when he unscrews the bulb, the lights go out and your xbox is gone.
Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.
We're on our sixth.
Nein!
A: Because the camera adds 10 pounds.
Because chickens didn't exist yet.
Because he was sheet faced.
A boo-meringue