How many ghosts does it take to change one lightbulb?

Zero. They don't exist.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but when he unscrews the bulb, the lights go out and your xbox is gone.

How many pick-up artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.

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How many accident-prone people does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're on our sixth.

How many non-compliant Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

Nein!

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How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn't exist?

A: Because the camera adds 10 pounds.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

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Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

What do you call the ghost of a dessert-chef who returns no matter how many times they're exorcised?

A boo-meringue