How many ghosts does it take to change one lightbulb?

Zero. They don't exist.

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How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

How many consultants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'm not sure but I'll have an answer for you next Monday.

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What do a Feminist and a Broken ATM have in Common?

They both can't make any change

How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.

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What's the difference between UFOs and an honest politician?

It is possible that UFOs exist.

How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

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What do you call a ghost without any feet?

A lost sole

Who do ghosts worship?

Boo, DUH!!!