What do scientists and vegetables have in common?

Stephen Hawking

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What did the vegetable say to the dj?

lettuce turnip the beet

What does a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common?

They both can be used to carry vegetables....

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Why can't Stephen Hawking dance?

Because he's white.

How much for this remote controlled alien?

Sir, that's Stephen Hawking."

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Why is Stephen Hawking successful?

He can't run away from his responsibilities.

What's black and is on top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a housefire.

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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of Helium?

HeHe

How many scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Significantly more than zero, *p* < .001.