What do scientists and vegetables have in common?

Stephen Hawking

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Why do neurologists think they're God?

Because they can turn any animal into a vegetable!

What do you call a brain dead Swede?

A vegetable..

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How does Stephen Hawking refresh after a long day?

F5.

What happens to Stephen Hawking when he stops laughing?

He writes scary stories.

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Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM

What's burnt to a crisp and at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of Helium?

HeHe

What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized