What do scientists and vegetables have in common?

Stephen Hawking

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What do vegetables watch when they're feeling frisky?

Cornography

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

what's tomato with you !

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?

Nothing.

What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Stephen Hawking

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What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

What vegetable is a bug most afraid of?

Stephen Hawking

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Why do scientists call Helium , Barium and Curium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium , You'd Barium!

What do scientists solve?

Che-mysteries!