What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Stephen Hawking

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What did Reddit almost change their name to during the Victoria controversy?

Blueit. -just thought of it, sorry its a little late to the party

How does NASA plan a party..?

They planet.

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What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

What will santa bring your fish this christmas?

A scale letrix!

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What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs after a house fire?

Stephen Hawking's

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What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

Why is Stephen Hawking successful?

He can't run away from his responsibilities.

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What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower?

A toe-mat-o.

What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Stephen Hawking