What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Stephen Hawking

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What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the party?

A cold shoulder

Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.

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Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

What's the difference between white students and black students?

Black students bring the gun to school. White kids use it at school.

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What vegetable is a bug most afraid of?

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Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?

Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.

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What did the Australian say to the hawk?

Good eye!

Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stpehen hawking after a house fire.

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What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Stephen Hawking

What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower?

A toe-mat-o.