What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Stephen Hawking

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Why is Lamar Odom so much fun...?

Because, he's just dying to party.

What do you call a party with 7 girls & 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites

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Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented hispanic attacks

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How do you know Stephen Hawking has jungle fever?

He knows a lot about black holes

Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs after a house fire?

Stephen Hawking's

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What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Stephen Hawking

What will ESPN talk about if both the Hawks and Rockets make it to the NBA final?

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What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Stephen Hawking

What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower?

A toe-mat-o.