What did the robot say to the centipede?

Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why did the Zombie baseball pitcher retire?

He threw his arm out.

Why did Timmy fall off the swing?

Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop an Armenian tank?

You shoot the guys pushing it.

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

Slap her.

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What do you call a robot doing the Gangnam Style dance?

A Psy-borg.

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!