What did the robot say to the centipede?

Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.

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What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

How do you get a one-armed monkey out of a tree?

Wave at him

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What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.

How are babies different from feminists ?

Babies grow up and stop crying

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What do you call it when two robots miscommunicate?

A syntax error.

What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

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What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.

Why a centipede cannot fly coach?

Not enough leg room!