What did the robot say to the centipede?

Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.

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How much did the cannibal pay for his new sports car?

I don't know but I heard it cost him an arm and a leg.

Why is it that arms tell the funniest jokes?

Because they are humerus

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What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?

He waits for it at the next stop.

When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

What is worse than an alligator with toothache ?

A centipede with athlete's foot !

What goes 99 clonk, 99 clonk, 99 clonk?

A centipede with a wooden leg!