How do you stop an Armenian tank?

You shoot the guys pushing it.

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What do bears and women from Arkansas have in common?

They can't stop licking their paws.

How do you stop a clown from laughing?

Hit it in the face with an axe.

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What did they give the guy who invented the doorknocker?

A no-bell prize

What do you guys think of message boards?

I'm all forum.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a duck?

People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.

Why don't black people sleep?

Because the only one that had a dream was shot.

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What do you get if you push a piano down a mine?

A flat miner

What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

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What do you call the device that keeps an Armenian man safe?

A Serj Protector.

What's the difference between an Armenian and a Gorilla?

Just one hair.