How do you stop an Armenian tank?

You shoot the guys pushing it.

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Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

How do you stop an Ethiopian tank with a gun?

Shoot the people pushing it.

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How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

What do you call two guys above a window?

Kurt and Rod

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What is large and grey and shoots tourists in Africa?

An elefanatic, of course.

Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?

Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.

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How do you make an egg roll?

You push it

What do you get if you push a piano out of a plane over a military base?

A flat major

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Why don't more people cook Armenian food?

Because it can be very thyme-consuming.

What's the difference between an Armenian and a Gorilla?

Just one hair.