How do you stop an Armenian tank?

You shoot the guys pushing it.

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Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

What's another name for an parent?

Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.

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What do you give the guy who has everything?

Penicillin

When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

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What happens when you shoot a black man?

You go to jail for impersonating a police officer...

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Shoot myself

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As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.

How do you stop a French tank?

A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it!

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What's the difference between a turkey sandwich and a ham sandwich?

A turkey sandwich doesn't recognize the Armenian genocide

How do you stop an Armenian tank?

You shoot the guys pushing it.