How do you stop an Armenian tank?

You shoot the guys pushing it.

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Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?

A.) Because red means Stop.

How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!

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What was the last thing the snowboarder ever said?

Hey guys, watch this!"

Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

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How'd you die?

I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You " "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."

Whats red, white, and hangs from a telephone pole?

A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.

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How do you manage that?

I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.

What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

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How do you stop an Armenian tank?

You shoot the guys pushing it.

What's the difference between an Armenian and a Gorilla?

Just one hair.