Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.
Curses, foiled again!"
An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.
It's meteor.
It's the only sport where you can shoot, steal and run!
So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)
By the ears
They have to wait 20 minutes before surrendering
Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.
Because now they too have a day to light fireworks on!
Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.
