Surrender Jokes

What French city always surrenders first?

Toulouse

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Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

How do you say "I surrender" in french?

Bonjour"

Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting?

So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"

Why don't the French have fireworks on Bastille day?

because they would all surrender.

What does surrender mean?

I said; "I give up"

What's the famous Confederacy battle cry?

We Surrender!

What do the French learn in basic training?

How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages.

Why do the French like Cheap Trick?

Because they always surrender!

Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?

Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.

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Why wasn't Euro Disney popular?

Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.

Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama?

A. So the French can show them how to surrender.

Why do the french hate League of Legends?

They have to wait 20 minutes before surrendering

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Why don't the French have fireworks on Bastille day?

because they would all surrender.

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How do you say "I surrender" in french?

Bonjour"

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Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")

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Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.

Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?

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Why was the electron mad?

Well, it doesn't really matter...

What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!