What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron

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What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

What's the difference between your child and your husband?

At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit

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What do seal hunters and teens have in common?

They both love clubbin'

What's better than breaking the seal on a bottle?

breaking the seal on a rock.

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What does the electron say to the resistor?

Ohm my god you're impeding me. *initiate knee slap

How many electrons does a negatively charged oxygen atom have?

Nion

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What does Tupperware and a sealion have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron