What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron

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What's the difference between a black person and Christmas lights?

Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.

What's the difference between a dead baby and mistletoe?

I don't hang mistletoe at Christmas time

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What do you call a pushy aquatic mammal?

Press'n Seal

How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

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Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron

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What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron

What does Tupperware and a sealion have in common?

They both like a tight seal.