What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron

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What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's day.

What's the difference between a baby and an unwanted baby?

One's a rugrat, the other's a regret.

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What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

How does Voldemort seal his mail?

With his Parceltongue. (...I'll see myself out)

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What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"

How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

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What does Tupperware and a sealion have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron