What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron

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What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.

What is the difference between a 5 and a 2?

3

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What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron

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What's the difference between a seal and sea lion?

One electron

What's a homotron?

Just an electron that goes around looking for a fuse to blow!

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What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron

What does Tupperware and a sealion have in common?

They both like a tight seal.