What's the difference between a baby and an unwanted baby?

One's a rugrat, the other's a regret.

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What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.

What's difference between Jesse Owens and Adolf Hilter?

Owens can finish a race.

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Where do you buy a baby?

Hole Foods.

What do you call the teacher who lost her baby?

Miss Carriage

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What's the difference ?

What's the difference between getting your girlfriend pregnant and asking how her day went There is no difference, you always regret both!

What did the man say after he forgot to pull out?

I regret nutting!!!