What's the difference between a baby and an unwanted baby?

One's a rugrat, the other's a regret.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry ?

A gooseberry is green !

Why don't Episcopalians play chess?

They don't know the difference between a bishop and a queen

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What gets louder as it gets smaller?

A baby in a trash compactor.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take off your boots to jump on a trampoline

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What's the difference between a baby and an unwanted baby?

One's a rugrat, the other's a regret.

What is it called when you are arrested for drunk driving and you extremely regret it?

DU-WHY !