What's the difference between a baby and an unwanted baby?

One's a rugrat, the other's a regret.

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What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?

One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.

What's the difference between a bucket of blended dead baby and a bucket of sand?

I can't gargle sand.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

What did the sperm say to the egg?

Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?

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What is it called when you are arrested for drunk driving and you extremely regret it?

DU-WHY !

What did the man say after he forgot to pull out?

I regret nutting!!!