Why did the clothing store close?

The employees where slacking off.

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What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

Why should we hire you?

Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.

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Why did the clothing store close?

The employees where slacking off.

Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train?

Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)