Why did the clothing store close?

The employees where slacking off.

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What did the ruthless businessman say to his employees?

If at first you don't succeed - you're fired!

Why did the gifting company fire their last employee ?

Because they got a bad wrap.

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Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train?

Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)