Chop chop.
ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.
Black lives matter.
A person that likes to tell anti jokes.
He left his head and shoulders on the beach.
They cut a head
I weep uncontrollably when I cut them.
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The employees where slacking off.
They both watch whales.