What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

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Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

Whats black and isn't working?

Black lives matter.

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Who is there?

A person that likes to tell anti jokes.

How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

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How did Isis move from 5th wanted terrorist group to the most wanted terrorist group?

They cut a head

What do onions and people have in common?

I weep uncontrollably when I cut them.

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Why did Ellen Pao fire an employee with cancer?

Fixed* deleted

Why did the clothing store close?

The employees where slacking off.

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What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.