What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

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What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

How many people work in the Lada factory?

Two. One to cut and one to glue

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How can you tell if someone does crossfit?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How can you tell when a Software Developer is an extrovert ?

He looks at shoes when he's talking to you.

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How do you stop a monster from smelling?

Cut off his nose.

What do you call a man who cuts down trees?

A tree feller.

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What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

Why did Ellen Pao fire an employee with cancer?

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What did the manager of the frankenstein museum say?

I'VE CURATED A MONSTER!

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defence!