What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

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How does clickbait work?

Just grab this electrical cable. Then what happens WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!!!!!

What were the 2 doctors who worked with Schrodinger called?

A *paradox.*

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Why was 1 all salty?

Someone told him it was 2's day.

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

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How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

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First, you put the cricket on a box, tap the box, and you see that the cricket jumps away. Now, you cut his legs off, put him on a box, tap the box, and you'll see that the cricket does not jump away.

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How does Amazon Mexico pay its employees?

In Jeff Pesos.

What do you call an employee at a sperm bank?

A nutjob

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What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

Why did Olly call the manager for help, outside the store?

For the watch..