What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

Why should you work for a vegetable factory?

Because they offer a good celery.

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How do you make a Gorilla laugh?

Tell it an elephant joke!

What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street?

Slip not.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

What do dwarves use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

Employee Jokes More Employee Jokes

Where's the rowing boat equipment?

EMPLOYEE: Keep going down there, Oar Aisle. ME: EMPLOYEE: ME: EMPLOYEE: ME: Or you'll what

What did the ruthless businessman say to his employees?

If at first you don't succeed - you're fired!

Manager Jokes More Manager Jokes

Which one is the 'in' door?

Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ?

It was a cup draw !