What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

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What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work?

Wake me up before you go-go

Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive?

Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it

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What did the gamer wife told his gamer husband after they got divorced?

Good support in-game, bad in giving child support. gg no re

How can you tell if a duck has soul?

If it's bill withers!

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How do Mexicans cut their pizzas?

With Little Caesars

Where's Jim?

He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies

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What did the ruthless businessman say to his employees?

If at first you don't succeed - you're fired!

Why did the clothing store close?

The employees where slacking off.

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Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defence!

Why did Olly call the manager for help, outside the store?

For the watch..