Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ?

It was a cup draw !

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his cup of free-trade coffee?

Because he started drinking it before it was cool.

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

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What's Irish and sits by the pool?

Paddy O'Furniture

Why is there no Asian Isaac Newton?

He sat under the durian tree.

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Juan on Juan.

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Simon 16

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What did the manager say to his new Chinese intern?

How, are you?

Which one is the 'in' door?

Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.

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What screams "Allah Akbar" and then smashes your crockery to pieces?

A Daesh washer.

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ?

It was a cup draw !

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Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ?

It was a cup draw !

Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)