Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ?

It was a cup draw !

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Why are black men afraid of chainsaw's?

When you start them, they made the sound "runnnniganiganiganiga" Sorry for the racism, but had to share this.

What are you looking for buddy?

Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:

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Whats red and sits in the corner?

A naughty strawberry

What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?

Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

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What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?

Sorry it was a freak hic!

What game do they choose?

They chose "Sorry!".

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What did the manager of the frankenstein museum say?

I'VE CURATED A MONSTER!

What did the manager say to his new Chinese intern?

How, are you?

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Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ?

It was a cup draw !

What screams "Allah Akbar" and then smashes your crockery to pieces?

A Daesh washer.

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Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?