Why TELL you when I can SHOW you?

then just sit there for 5 years.

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What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)

What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not

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What do Eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice?

A. Polaroids.

What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals ?

The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .

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What is the difference between Detroit and Cleveland?

5 years.

What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision