Why TELL you when I can SHOW you?

then just sit there for 5 years.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when someone told him to upgrade to Windows 7?

I still love vista, baby

How do you know a stranger could be an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

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What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?

Time to get a new fence...

Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

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Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*

Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!