What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

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How can you tell ignorance from indifference?

I don't know and I don't care.

How do you stretch your back?

I don't know." **shrugs*

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What happens when you throw a black rock into the Red Sea?

I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!

Why are topologists on a world of their own?

They think on a whole different dimension.

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What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

Where do you see yourself in three years?

Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision

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Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

Where do you see yourself in 4 years?

Me: I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

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Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

I don't know. I don't have 2020 Vision.

Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!