What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

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What's the difference between politics and professional wrestling?

In professional wrestling they know what they are doing.

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They whip cream!

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Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

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What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

Where do you see yourself in four years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

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Cuz they were stalin'!

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It had a 5 year plan