How do you know that God isn't a woman?

Because I'm not a sandwich.

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Why did the privileged white guy fail his algebra test?

He didn't know enough about inequalities

Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.

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How does the modern-day James Bond prefer his women?

Shaven, not furred

What gets wetter the more you dry it?

A woman with a towel fetish

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Why are sandwiches better in space?

They are always a bit METEOR!

What did one redneck say to the other?

If you were anymore inbred, you'd be a sandwich.

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What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl

What did God say when he made the first black person?

Damn, I burnt one...