How do you know that God isn't a woman?

Because I'm not a sandwich.

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Why did Spock dump his wife?

because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

What does God call his nose?

God knows.

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Why are people so impressed with voice control?

Women have been around for 100,000 years

What's 7 inches and makes women submissive?

A knife.

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How does Bob Marley like his sandwiches?

Wi' jam in

What does a astronaut put in a sandwich?

Space Jam

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How did the wasps take that news?

God: Err...

What do you call it?

God: A toddler.