How do you know that God isn't a woman?

Because I'm not a sandwich.

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Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

A: I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

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How do you tell if a woman is a feminist?

She'll tell you within five minutes.

Whats the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can lick a plate dry

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What do you call a Sandwich with legs?

Bready Legs

How many men do a feminist need to make her sandwich?

two. One from front and another from behind.

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What do you call a bone that disrespects God?

A Blasfemur

Why did God give women legs?

Because he saw the mess that snails left behind!