Why did Spock dump his wife?

because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

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What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win."

How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.

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What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

What do wives and shingles have in common?

if you don't nail them right, they'll end up at your neighbor's.

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What do you call a guy dumped by his Asian girlfriend?

Disoriented.

What's the hardest part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

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Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.

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What did Spock find in the Enterprise Bathroom?

The Captain's Log.

Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

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What happened when the USS Enterprise got a new toilet?

William Shatner

Who is William Shatner's mythical nemesis?

The Lepre-khaaaaannnnn!!!!!