Why did Spock dump his wife?

because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

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How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know but I can look it up for you."

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Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

What's blue, standing in the kitchen?

STFU, I can paint my wife any colour I want!

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How did Jared lose 30 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

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They both got their backdoors smashed in before being dumped in the sea

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Why are pirates never scared of a storm?

Because they love torrents.

What do cannibals call family members they love?

Bae-Kin

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What did Spock find in the Enterprise Bathroom?

The Captain's Log.

What did Spock find in the toilet?

Captain's log.

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Who is William Shatner's mythical nemesis?

The Lepre-khaaaaannnnn!!!!!

What happened when the USS Enterprise got a new toilet?

William Shatner