Why did Spock dump his wife?

because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

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What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

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His place is a dump

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spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

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The Captain's Log.

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What happened when the USS Enterprise got a new toilet?

William Shatner

Why did Spock dump his wife?

because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so