Why did Spock dump his wife?

because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

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When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

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What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie."

Why did the janitor file for a divorce?

He found his wife sweeping with someone else.

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What do you call somebody who suffers from both depression and trisomy 21?

Down's in the dumps

What's the hardest part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

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Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.

What do you call a guy who screams, "I love you, mom!" every time he climaxes?

Me.

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What did Spock find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

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Who is William Shatner's mythical nemesis?

The Lepre-khaaaaannnnn!!!!!

Why did Uhuru get mad?

Because William Shatner.