What're you doing in the garage?

ME: I made a cloning machine. WIFE: Don't do anything stupid. OTHER ME: Like what

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What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car?

Dual air bags.

What's the difference between your job and your wife?

Nobody does your job for you when you're out

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What do you call a bee in the garage?

Garbage.

What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari?

I don't have 100 dead babies in my garage