What're you doing in the garage?

ME: I made a cloning machine. WIFE: Don't do anything stupid. OTHER ME: Like what

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What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie."

How many fish did it take to consume my wife?

None. There are no fish under my new gazebo

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a bunch of dead babies?

I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

What happens if you put a mirror in a garage?

A mirage!