What're you doing in the garage?

ME: I made a cloning machine. WIFE: Don't do anything stupid. OTHER ME: Like what

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What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

Whats the difference between a burglar and an ex-wife?

At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a box of dead babies ?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between a million dollar car and a pile of dead babies?

There's no million dollar car in my garage.