What're you doing in the garage?

ME: I made a cloning machine. WIFE: Don't do anything stupid. OTHER ME: Like what

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Why do husbands typically die before their wives?

They want to.

What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

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What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person