What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna"fish!

What's the difference between a pontiff's chin and the kitchen sink?

One's covered in soap bubbles, while the other's covered in Pope stubbles.

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How British is Adele ?

She would call you at least 1000 times to tell how sorry she is .

Why was Adele's phone bill $500 this month?

She must have called a 1,000 times

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Why should you hire a drag queen to help clean your garage?

They know how to tuck away junk.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garabonzo bean?

I don't have a garabonzo bean in my garage because that's where I get pee'd on so there is tarps everywhere.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a box of dead babies ?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!