What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

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What's the difference between a green bean chickpea?

No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest

What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.

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Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

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hold a bingo !!

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What is the difference between 400 dead babies and a watermelon?

I don't have a watermelon in my garage.

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I don't have a garabonzo bean in my garage because that's where I get pee'd on so there is tarps everywhere.

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What's the difference between an erection and a Ferrari?

whisper I don't have a Ferrari.

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About 568 horses.

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What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!