Why are the Harry Potter films unrealisitc?

A: A ginger kid has 2 friends!

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Why do 2 bit gamblers never win at blackjack ?

Because they can only count to 3.

Why did Chris Brown stop having long-term relationships?

He wanted 2 hit singles

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Why couldn't the pregnent women watch all of the Harry Potter movies?

Because they lactate.

Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison?

Because he catches all the snitches!

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Why are the Harry Potter films unrealisitc?

A: A ginger kid has 2 friends!

What's the loudest thing in the last two Harry Potter films?

Deaf Lee's "HELLO!"