Why are the Harry Potter films unrealisitc?

A: A ginger kid has 2 friends!

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What do you call someone who speaks 2 languages?

Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.

What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, you've already told her twice.

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How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut ?

Diagon alley

Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

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What's the loudest thing in the last two Harry Potter films?

Deaf Lee's "HELLO!"

Why are the Harry Potter films unrealisitc?

A: A ginger kid has 2 friends!