Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

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Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

How many parents does it take to raise a homicidal maniac?

Two, then one, then none

Harry Potter Jokes More Harry Potter Jokes

What do Harry Potter and Kermit the frog have in common?

Hogwarts!

What do you call the german version of Harry Potter?

Heinrich Potter, and the chamber of gas.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What do you call a vegetable that's only kinda cool?

Radish

What did Michael Jackson say to the Vegetables?

Just beet it

Link Jokes More Link Jokes

How did Link win the basketball game for his team?

He used the Hookshot!

What was the ancient language Link needed a book to translate in "A Link to the Past"?

Hyruleglyphics.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

How do you get a post that's not a joke into /r/jokes?

Like this.

How many redditors does it take to make a good joke?

Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What's the best thing about twenty-two year olds?

There's twenty of them. It's better said then written.

What kind of bird can write?

A penguin.

Source Jokes More Source Jokes

How should I respond?

Source: http://qr.ae/xUchD

What do you call a crowd-sourced internet database for turntables?

Wiki-Wiki-Wikipedia

Herbology Jokes More Herbology Jokes

Why can't Snape teach Herbology?

A. He can't keep the lilies alive.

Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

Mobile Jokes More Mobile Jokes

How can you tell if a Mobile software developer isn't enjoying his job?

He isn't very App-y

Why did the alien phone home on his mobile?

Because it was so ET !