Because his parents are vegetables.
His parents weren't 18 or older.
Because her parents accept nothing less than an A.
Post on Sundays.
Because he expecto'd Petronas.
They Turnip
Drive a bus through a pride parade
Are & Be
Hyaaaaatt!
Cause it's an all mail business.
Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere.
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A ball-point gorilla!
A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.
Wet.
A. He can't keep the lilies alive.
Because it was so ET !
