Why so glum Chum?

asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister "

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Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What was Ryu's response when someone asked if they could have his autograph?

Sure you can!"

What's this for?

He asked. "A pay rise." I replied. "My wife told me to grow it first and then ask you."

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What's the difference between the Oscars and the BET Awards?

Oscar winners can thank BOTH of their parents.

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

Why did your sister jump out the window ?

Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit

Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

What's the best part of divorce?

Two Kwanzaas

Why did the lizards get a divorce?

A reptile dysfunction

Glum Jokes More Glum Jokes

What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !

Why so glum Chum?

asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister "