Why so glum Chum?

asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister "

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How many "can't"s can a white girl "can't" before she literally can't even?

my brother asked me this when i woke up and it has been bugging me all day.

Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.

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What did the kleptomaniacal compulsive liar say when his beekeeper friend asked him what he was running away with?

None of your beeswax!"

What did Ryu say when I asked if I could have some of his food?

SHORYUKEN***

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Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

Answer: To a Bananas foster home.

Who is that Idiot..?

If Boy is in love - His parent Ask: Idiot, Who is that Girl.. Moral :: No matter who ever is in love... Boys Are Always Idiot :P (LOL)

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What did the redneck say to his sister?

Oooh yeah, baby!

How did the redneck find his sister in the woods?

A: Pretty hot

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What did the two stoners do with their son when they divorced?

They put him under joint custody.

Why did the horse get a divorce?

It didn't have a stable relationship.

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Why so glum Chum?

asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister "

What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !