Why so glum Chum?

asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister "

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Why Cant Coffee Shops Spell Correctly?

When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

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What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

What did the lawyer say to the sovereign citizen when asked for legal counsel?

Am I being retained ** **Am I being retained **

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

What is the most obvious caretaker?

It's a parent.

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What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot?

Ow, mitosis!

Whats baked every day and sells itself?

My sister.

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What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams

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Why so glum Chum?

asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister "

What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !