Why did your sister jump out the window ?

Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit

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Why do hipsters drink their Jello?

They want to have it before it's cool.

What do you call a green man sitting on my porch?

My n*gger and I'll paint him whatever color I want.

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Why have you got cotton wool in your ears do you have an infection ?

Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

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What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ?

I must throw that doggie out the window !"!

What do you call two guys above a window?

Kurt and Rod

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How many retweets to let me take your sister to prom?

A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"

Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

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Why did Tigger jump down the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!