Why did your sister jump out the window ?

Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit

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What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!"

Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?

He wanted to raised stewed beef!

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What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

What have you tried so far?

Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing

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Why did Apple employee get away jacking off in the office?

Because there are no windows!

What does 1+1=?

Window.

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Why so glum Chum?

asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister "

When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing?

When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.

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Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge?

He lost his porpoise in life.

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!