Why did your sister jump out the window ?

Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit

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Why did the customer choose T-Mobile?

Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.

Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ?

They always want to play leap frog with him

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What you got there?

Not sure", replies the fellow, "But you have got to try-a-lil'-bite!"

Why are pigs such early risers?

Did you ever try to shut off a rooster

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How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

What kind of stupid phone you got there?

Him: Windows phone Me: Oh takes it and lobs it out the window Yes it is

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What should I give your sister for unzipping?

Him : Um, ten bucks? Me : Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org

Why so glum Chum?

asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister "

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Why did all the potato chips but one jump off the cliff?

He was a Wise Potato Chip.

What did the cow say when she jumped off a cliff?

Geronimoo!"