Why did your sister jump out the window ?

Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit

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What is it called when Batman wants to leave Church early?

Christian Bale.

What does a girl want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

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Why do beta fish fight each other?

Because they're trying to figure out who's the betta fish

How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

have you tried turning the light off and back on?"

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Why did Microsoft go straight from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*

How many I.T. workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none, just upgrade to windows

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How do you castrate an Amish man?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

How sick are you?

Me:- Well i am in bed with my sister

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Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.