Why did your sister jump out the window ?

Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit

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What do clouds want to be when they grow up?

Thunderstorms

What are your best corny jokes?

I want them all! "What's brown and sticky?" "A stick."

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What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ?

Your spinning me a yarn here !

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"

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Why did Bill Gates get sick?

Because he left the Windows open.

Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

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What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

What do terrorists say to their sister?

H'Isis

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What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

What do you do if you step on a landmine?

Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.