Why did your sister jump out the window ?

Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit

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What are some easy pranks I can set up in his cubicle?

I don't want to go TOO over the top, and I definitely don't want to actually damage anything. But he has a pretty good sense of humor.

Why didn't the rabbit want to mate outside?

Because it was Frigid

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Why did the beer get bottled?

He was trying to dodge the draft.

Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

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What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!

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What did Josh say when asked if his sister was good in bed?

I Duggar."

Why don't computers have any brothers?

They are all trans-sisters.

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Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

What sound does a pool make when someone you don't like jumps in?

DOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHEEEEEE!