Why did your sister jump out the window ?

Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit

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Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!"

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Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday?

He's trying to age disgracefully!

Why have you got cotton wool in your ears do you have an infection ?

Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

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Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."

Why did Apple employee get away jacking off in the office?

Because there are no windows!

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How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.

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Why does Mexjco do poorly in the olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can run fast, swim fast and jump high are in the states.

Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.