What does a midwestern farmer and a rapper have in common?

They both want to make it rain.

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Why do failing college girls always screw their professors?

Cause they want the D.

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

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What type of curry sets fire to the rain?

A-Dhal

Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

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What do you call a rapper who likes honey for breakfast?

Sugar Puff Daddy

What do rappers use to write their lyrics?

Word,yo.