What does a midwestern farmer and a rapper have in common?

They both want to make it rain.

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Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

Why did the pharaoh retire?

Because he did not want to be part of a pyramid scheme

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Why do Native Americans make the best strippers?

Their dancing can make it rain.

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ?

An elephant with an umbrella !

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How do most rappers build a following?

They go shopping at a department store.

Why couldn't Bach be a rapper?

Because he's Baroque.