What does a midwestern farmer and a rapper have in common?

They both want to make it rain.

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Why did the Fall break off from all the other seasons?

Because it wanted autumnomy

Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

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Why are gangstas afraid of the rain?

Cuz they roofless.

Why don't women need umbrellas?

Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.

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What do you call a group of rappers in a washing up bowl?

In Sink!

Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher