Why was the monkey attracted to the paint?

Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.

Previous Random Joke Next

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the mexican man throw his wife off a bridge?

He wanted tequila.

Where do you want to go for our anniversary?

She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen "

Add Jokes More Add Jokes

Whatya doin?

Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST

When does a bed grow longer?

A: At night, because two feet are added to it.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What do you call a joke with the wrong punchline?

To get to the other side!

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

How does a dark-skinned boy have light-skinned hands?

because paint! -my four-year-old daughter.

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What is the monkey that can't peel the banana?

Terrible at CC

How many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Monkeys screw in trees.

Attract Jokes More Attract Jokes

Why are TV's attracted to people?

Because we turn them on. / /

Why was Betty Boop never attracted to Mickey Mouse?

She's only attracted to colored guys.

Original Joke Jokes More Original Joke Jokes

What's the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I don't know, I just click "submit"

What gets you a downvote?

Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being