Why are TV's attracted to people?

Because we turn them on. / /

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Why are TV's attracted to people?

Because we turn them on. / /

Why I love duct tape?

It can turn "No, no no!" into "mmph, mmmph, mmmph"

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Why do people procrastinate?

I'll tell you later.

Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

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What do Hurricane Matthew and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They'll both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV

Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

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Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

Why do men like smart women?

A. Opposites attract.