Because we turn them on. / /
Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...
It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.
Is that to differentiate from the tunacow and tunagiraffe
Well, you would too, if you had to change in front of that many people!
Replaced
Because if they had the looks they'd be on TV.
Because of his hex appeal.
Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.