Why I love duct tape?

It can turn "No, no no!" into "mmph, mmmph, mmmph"

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Whats the best thing about duct tape?

It turns NO! NO! NO! into MMM MMM MMM

I saw a nice stereo on Craigslist for $1. Seller says the volume is stuck on ‘high’

I couldn’t turn it down.

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What do you call an astronaut who loves himself?

A NASAccist!

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Bulbasaurs

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What is the best part about duct tape?

It can turn "no, no, no!" Into "mmm, mmm, mmm"

What is the best thing about duct tape?

It turns no no no into mm mm mmmm.

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Why I love duct tape?

It can turn "No, no no!" into "mmph, mmmph, mmmph"

What kind of cigars does Baby Jesus smoke?

Mmmph!) Meek &amp Milds!!!! :0