Why I love duct tape?

It can turn "No, no no!" into "mmph, mmmph, mmmph"

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Why did Siegfried and Roy close their bakery?

A batch of Tiger bread turned on them.

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A cow.

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They interrobang!(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interrobang)

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When do you use duct tape on a duck?

When he's quacked.

What's the Best thing about Duct Tape?

It turns Noooo! Noooo! Noooo!......to..... Mmmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmmm.

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What kind of cigars does Baby Jesus smoke?

Mmmph!) Meek &amp Milds!!!! :0

Why I love duct tape?

It can turn "No, no no!" into "mmph, mmmph, mmmph"