What's black, white, and red all over and can't turn around in a narrow hallway?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What did 0 say to 1?

You're turning me on!

How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Why does it take so long for a nun to get her clothes?

It takes 21 days to make a habit.

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

x-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.

What's the difference between a feminist and a spear?

A spear has a point!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

What do you call a terrorist holding an AK47 to your head?

Sir.