What's black, white, and red all over and can't turn around in a narrow hallway?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What is a NYC nanosecond?

If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

Virgin mobile.

How many nuns can a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?

Nun.

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What's black and white and can't go through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

A: They went on stroke.

What do you call a guy with no nuts and a horn on his head?

A eunucorn.