What's black, white, and red all over and can't turn around in a narrow hallway?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why does time go by so fast in Italy?

Because every time you turn around you see a dago by.

Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

How many women fits in a monk monastery?

Nun.

What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

What's black and white and red all over and can't get through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What's the difference between a feminist and a spear?

A spear has a point!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

A: Because she had an interest in the principal.

How do you hit 20 flies in one shot?

Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.