What's black, white, and red all over and can't turn around in a narrow hallway?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

What makes the noise of a cow when you turn it upside down?

A cow.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?

Nun

What's black, white, black, white, black, brown, black brown, black, black, black, black, black?

A nun on a spit

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

How do Reavers clean their spears?

They send them through the Wash.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat?

To keep her head warm.

Why are giraffe's necks so long?

Because their heads are so far away from their bodies!