What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

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Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

What's the best part of dating a quadriplegic?

Spinning her like a top when she rides you cowboy style.

Why is it called an XBox One?

Because when you see it, you spin one degree and walk away.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What's black and white with red all over it?

A nun with multiple stab wounds.

What's black and white black and white black and white?

A nun rolling down a hill.

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

What's black and white and red all over and can't get through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Why did the shark swim in circles?

He had a nosebleed.

What do you call a stampede that runs in circles?

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