What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

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Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

What do you call it when you spin a candy cane?

a tournament

What's red and green and spins round &amp round &amp round?

A frog in a blender.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What's black, white, black, white, black, brown, black brown, black, black, black, black, black?

A nun on a spit

How many nuns would a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nunes?

None.

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What do you call a stampede that runs in circles?

NASCOW

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.