What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

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Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

Why is a rat when it spins?

The higher it flies, the much.

What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ?

Your spinning me a yarn here !

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a sleep walking nun?

A roamin' Catholic.

What's black and white and can't go through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

What's black and white and red all over and can't get through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

How do you clean a spear?

Put it through the Wash.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

Why does nobody talk to circles?

Because there is no point!