What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

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Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

How did you meet daddy?

Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

How does a nun lose her virginity?

Dresses up as an altar boy

What do they do when the Queen has a baby?

Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby Fire the dirty old Canon.

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

What's black and white and red all over and can't get through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What's black and white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?

A: A dope ring.

How do you make a Chinese man no longer Asian?

Just spin him around in circles until he's disoriented