What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

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Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

Why is it called an XBox One?

Because when you see it, you spin one degree and walk away.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

How many nuns would a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nunes?

None.

What's black & white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

What's black and white and red all over and can't get through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

x-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What is grosser that gross?

Ten naked men running around in a circle and the first one stops.

What did the Circle say to the Square on the bus?

Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!"