What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

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Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

What do you call a root vegetable that spins on it's axis?

A ...

Why did the spider buy a car ?

So he could take it out for a spin !

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What's black and white with red all over it?

A nun with multiple stab wounds.

What do you call a nun who is outside her local calling area?

A roamin' Catholic.*

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and a spear?

A spear has a point!

What's black and white and red all over and can't get through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.

What did the Circle say to the Square on the bus?

Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!"