What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a nun that is going for a walk?

A roamin catholic

What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

What's black and white and red all over and can't get through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What's black and white and can't go through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

What goes on forever with no head?

A loveless marriage.

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"

Why did the chicken get into so much trouble?

Because of its fowl language.

Revolving Door Jokes More Revolving Door Jokes

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

cuz she couldn't find the door handle