What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What's black, white, black, white, black, brown, black brown, black, black, black, black, black?

A nun on a spit

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

How does a Reaver clean his spear?

He puts it in the Wash.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How easy is it to get a song stuck in your head?

It's only a weem away.

What do you say to a two headed monster?

Hello hello.

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

What is the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man is shot?

The Secret Service

Why do Communist Dictators have trouble getting their work done on time?

They're way too into Stalin

Revolving Door Jokes More Revolving Door Jokes

What's black and white and can't go through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.