What company makes Nerds?

Your mom.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

What type of tree hates company?

Sycamore trees!

Why do Chinese workers work so hard?

Because their companies are always short-staffed.

Nerd Jokes More Nerd Jokes

Who was that, your girlfriend?

Everyone laughs* NERD: "Nope. It was yours." *Dead silence*

What does a nerd and a bad baseball player have in common?

They both can't get to first base!