What company makes Nerds?

Your mom.

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What do you call a snake that always hangs around its mom?

A momma's boa.

What do you say when your mom walks in on you fapping?

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

How many people work at your company?

About half of them.

Nerd Jokes More Nerd Jokes

Who was that, your girlfriend?

Everyone laughs* NERD: "Nope. It was yours." *Dead silence*

What do Jesus and a nerd have in common?

Both are long-haired, live at their parents' till their 30's, and if they'll do anything, it is considered a miracle.